Showing posts with label Reel Rhino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reel Rhino. Show all posts

Sunday, February 26, 2012

RESULTS SHOW -- 3rd Annual Reel Rhino Oscar Pool

(RESULTS BELOW -- My pool pick card below-below)

At least it wasn't Sommar!

Mr. Wargo, you are the champion, my friend.  I feel it was a great turnout and I am happy that the Picktainment site came through in the end, although tracking this thing live would have been fun.

We'll see what they have to say about that in the coming days!  I will be careful to host at a stable site come next year.

Wargs, you are my old friend and I feel necessary to share with the masses that they just got schooled by a serious adversary in the realm of film knowledge.  I knew you were film traveler to follow when you introduced me to Clerks way way back, before anyone knew who Kevin Smith was.  You are a part of my inspiration for my love of films.  I stand by the first offering of You Don't Know Jack was far superior to the more recent offering of the same title! (--Actually, I didn't see the Pacino piece, but I can only imagine.)  

I'm glad I got a chance to visit with you and Kirsten earlier this year and I hope we have a chance to take in a film sometime soon...maybe something from Michael Bay?

While it would have been nice to take down TWO folks with IMDB pages, I yield to you and dub you CHAMPION!  Also, if you noticed the photo of the champion has historically been displayed proudly, I promise I will raid the vault for something special in the upcoming days...with great power, comes great responsibility!

Congratulations to all who played...there are no losers when you play in the movie game.  Thanks to all! 

See you in 2013!!!
Reel Rhino

48. Jeremiah W - Score: 8


REEL RHINO'S POOL CARD:

Pickset score: 68
 
Best Picture - Oscar Pools: The Artist (10 points)
 
Directing - Oscar Pools: Michel Hazanavicius - The Artist (8 points)
 
Actor in a Leading Role - Oscar Pools: Jean Dujardin - The Artist (8 points)
 
Actress in a Leading Role - Oscar Pools: Viola Davis - The Help (8 points)
 
Supporting Actor - Oscar Pools: Christopher Plummer - Beginners (6 points)
 
Supporting Actress - Oscar Pools: Octavia Spencer - The Help (6 points)
 
Writing (Original Screenplay) - Oscar Pools: Midnight in Paris (5 points)
 
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) - Oscar Pools: The Descendants (5 points)
 
Animated Feature Film - Oscar Pools: Rango (4 points)
 
Original Song - Oscar Pools: The Muppets - Bret McKenzie, "Man or Muppet" (4 points)
 
Original Score - Oscar Pools: The Artist (4 points)
 
Cinematography - Oscar Pools: The Tree of Life (4 points)
 
Film Editing - Oscar Pools: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (3 points)
 
Art Direction - Oscar Pools: The Artist (3 points)
 
Costume Design - Oscar Pools: The Artist (3 points)
 
Makeup - Oscar Pools: Albert Nobbs (3 points)
 
Sound Mixing - Oscar Pools: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3 points)
 
Sound Editing - Oscar Pools: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (3 points)
 
Visual Effects - Oscar Pools: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (3 points)
 
Foreign Language Film - Oscar Pools: A Separation - Iran (2 points)
 
Documentary Feature - Oscar Pools: Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory (2 points)
 
Documentary Short - Oscar Pools: The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement(1 point)
 
Short Film (Animated) - Oscar Pools: Dimanche (1 point)
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Short Film (Live Action) - Oscar Pools: Time Freak (1 point)

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

3rd Annual REEL RHINO Oscar Pool - JOIN IN THE FUN!!!

**To clear up any confusion about logging in, you must create a free PICKTAINMENT account...then once logged in, the password for my OSCAR POOL  GROUP is rhino.
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Contact me at ReelRhino@gmail.com with any questions...
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Folks, last year was a BEAR tracking in Excel all of the submissions to the Oscar pool.  Well track no more Reel Rhino, for I have found a trusted and reliable website that runs it for FREE!


Much like the Fantasy leagues have their sites in ESPN, YAHOO, and CBS SPORTSLINE, we now have...


This is a website that specializes in entertainment games and it was our good fortune that they have an OSCAR POOL!

NO COST, NO OBLIGATION, LOTS OF FUN!!

The password for my group is..... rhino ...yeah, surprising, I know!

Here is the link:

REEL RHINO OSCAR POOL (password: rhino)

WINNER GETS TO PICK ANY MOVIE FOR ME TO REVIEW — last year’s champ had me write-up on Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never…what will you choose…oh, yeah….nothing, since I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!

I will be posting and reposting this until the Academy Awards start on Sunday.  Also, I am employing the sites recommended scoring system which takes into account a heavier weighting of the more popular categories to try to keep the shots in the dark from skewing the results.

Again, the password is rhino and the site is...


JOIN IN THE FUN....can you take down last year's champion, KRISTIN (See her late 90's promo head shot to see just who you are up against)!?!?!


Take care and good luck...
Reel Rhino

Sunday, October 9, 2011

The Next Evolution: Nov. 24th, 2011

On Wednesday, October 5th, 2011, Universal Pictures made a monumental announcement that would have a serious impact on the future of film and film going.

Tower Heist, a film by Brett Ratner, starring Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy, hits theaters on the 4th of November.  A very short 3 weeks later, Tower Heist will be released on Video On Demand.

Whoa.  It may not sound like much, but this is serious business.

Up until now, the only pre-theater release films set loose on VOD have been small, indie flicks; or films that had very low box office expectations. 

I love the concept of pre-theater release and same-day release for films that are released in very limited engagements.  I had the chance to see Tucker and Dale vs. Evil as a result...George Romero's latest installment in the Dead series...Hobo With a Shotgun...and even another look at Kevin Smith's Red State, before its release on DVD.

This concept is a good thing...but will it work for a major studio release?

Better yet, will it work when the price tag on catching Tower Heist at home is...

Wait for it...

$59.99

Okay, at first glance, that sounds absolutely effing crazy.  When I told The Kid in the Helmet, his kneejerk reaction was nothing short of poetry:

"Blow Me."

Gotta love The Kid!

Okay, so again, everyone calm down.  Yes, it sounds like an insane price.  But think about it for a minute.  Certainly, there is no way that this will become the standard means for people to see movies, or at least anytime in the foreseeable future.  Yes, the "rich" will probably choose this option at their leisure because they can...damn corporate fat cats!

But, for the average movie going joes and jills, 60 beans is quite a financial commitment for a single movie...or is it?

Let me use myself as an example for a moment:

Two movie tickets: $20.00 at AMC Barrywoods
#1 Combo: $13.75
Bottle of Water: $5.00
Pack of Twizlers: $6.00
and here's the kicker...

Babysitter for Reel Rhino Jr.: $40.00

Do the math...it works out!

This model is not for your average afternoon solo flight to the theater, BUT...this completely works for:

Date night
Bunch of friends catching a flick and drinking beers night
Your kid's sleepover
Your kid's birthday party
A movie party theme night

You get the idea.

My initial reaction was quite like yours.  I actually think this is a pretty lame way to give this a shot....three weeks later??!? 

Ideally, if I am going to blow a load of cash on a flick like this, I am paying for the privilege of seeing it at home when I want, from the first moment it is available.  But NATO (National Association of Theater Owners) is pretty unhappy at the prospect of the movie dollars shifting from their theaters to the cozy confines of everyone's living room and the high end home theater systems that have become so prevalent.  In fact, Cinemark is already talking about boycotting Tower Heist altogether.

Times are changing and we are living in the digital age.  I mean we are a far cry from the sedimentary society that was presented to us in WALL-E, but...times are a-changin'.

My fear is a real one, that rising prices for flicks and food at the theater will continue upwards as theaters try to react to this perceived encroachment on their livelihood.  But what are they really doing for us?

I applaud the distributors looking at new means for getting the art to the audience.  This is happening, just as it happened to the digitization of distribution of photographs; the transition of music from CD's to .mp3's; and the shift from the postal service and phone calls to e-mail and Skype.

Times are a-changin'...

So I say this...this idea is not a bad one.  Necessity is the mother of all invention, and perhaps this is the penis showing game the theaters need to get their ass in gear (anybody catch that obscure reference to cult-favorite flick, WAITING?).

Here is what I want to see:

Reasonable prices for popcorn, soda, and candy.  $7.75 for $0.22 worth of popcorn...hey, NATO, renegotiate the box office split with the studios...silently agree to spend a few years with lower profit margins...do something...do anything...but make this happen.  I think if you do, you will be pleasantly surprised at how willing people are to actually purchase MORE of your product.  Take an example from Kansas City's Sprint Center...they operate Quiktrip stores within the arena and sell re-donkulous amount of product to the more than eager arena-goers.  Doesn't it make you mad the lengths that people go to sneaking outside food into the theater?  Take some damn action.

Advanced theater going venues (ex. AMC's ETX) that don't have a huge upcharge attached to them...get over it, you upgraded your equipment.  Absorb the costs a bit more and you won't have empty theaters for the upsold shows!

Show quality prints of older movies.  Not just these digital re-releases that have been making the rounds, but more classic prints and short-time runs of the movies that have impacted cinema for so long.  You know Gone With The Wind is the most successful film of all time (inflation adjusted) and you can get it dirt cheap basically anywhere you look.  But I would pay a premium price to come and see this classic film on the big screen just once.  There is money to be made out there, you just have to be willing to work for it. 

Show special screenings of current films for roasts and live-tweet showings.  Both of these types of viewings would encourage second viewings.  Can you imagine if you got filmmakers and the film's stars involved?  Getting to watch a movie with a live-tweeted running commentary by those involved with the film?  Rian Johnson recorded an .mp3 commentary shortly after The Brother's Bloom was released so that you could watch the film with his commentary.  Brilliant.

Really, my thesis here is this:  You can't stop progress....you can adapt...or die.

I am glad that Universal is trying this out.  It isn't an insane idea and for smaller films, it has already taken hold as a successful means for generating viewership for movies many people may not have had access to.

Film is an art form...isn't it sad that corporations and alliances are keeping this art from being released however the hell anyone associated with its creation wants it to be released.

I love going to the movies...that will never change.  I love midnight screenings...that will never change.  But I want the big movie houses and distribution companies alike to remember that they are working for me.  I am the one holding the dollars they are fighting for...fight for me dammit!

I for one am looking forward to the right situation that presents itself so I want to drop $60 and catch one of these flicks at home.  I am glad that I have another option, no matter how ridiculous the price seems on the face of things.

When silent pictures became talkies....when B&W flicks added color...when 2-D added depth...all of these changes have lead to forecasts of DOOM.

The world kept spinning and movies kept playing.  This is the next evolution.  Just remember, everyone who is fighting this out, are working for you.  We need to demand better service, more options, and maybe even some decisions on green lighting flicks not based on a business model, but rather on the prospect of a movie being good. 

If you build it, they will come.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

September Reviews: A Mini Movie Buffet

So I have been a busy little Rhino...sorry for the long respite between posts, but writing doesn't pay the bills, and papa had to earn some real cheese.  Just because I didn't write, doesn't mean I didn't keep watching.

Also, while I do touch on them both below, The Kid in the Helmet is working up longer reviews for both Drive and Moneyball...expect them by midweek.

While I am short on time even now a mini-review for each of the following:

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark 2 of 5 Horns
This film was written and produced by Guillermo del Toro, but not directed.  His name was atop of every ad for this and one would have hoped that under his tuteledge, that director Troy Nixey could have delivered gold.  Not so much.  Inspired from a TV movie del Toro saw as a boy, his patented creature effects were here, but their ineffectiveness made them more comedic than frightening.  There were a handful of decent visuals, but all in all, this is a flop in my book.  Pan's Labyrinth was 100 times more effective as a visual thriller/horror feature.  I have much higher hopes for del Toro's release slated for 2013, Pacific Rim.  As for this, the title is apt...you won't be afraid of the dark.


The Guard 4.5 of 5 Horns
Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle were a perfectly matched odd couple in this comedic thriller/drama.  This is John Michael McDonagh's major feature debut and he comes from a pedigree of production success, being the brother of Martin McDonagh.  Martin gave us the 2008 gem, In Bruges, which also starred Gleeson and the tone of The Guard has many similar sensibilities of dark comedy rooted in a rich story.  The basic tale is an FBI agent (Cheadle) heads to Ireland to continue tracking a $500 million dollar drug drop.  Unorthodox police Seargant (Gleeson) happens to have an inside line on things as he was on the crew that found a body of one of the drug runners dumped the previous day.  Calamity ensues and Gleeson's sharp wit mixed with Cheadle's fish out of water role make for wholly enjoyable movie going.  Sadly, this film was rolled out in very limited release, but if you can find it, check it out!

Straw Dogs 4 of 5 Horns
James Marsden fills the role played by Dustin Hoffman in the 1971 original, in this surprisingly decent remake.  Not having seen the original, I was surprised at the slow burn that the first 80% of this flick was, but how effective that slow build was at making the last act more impactful.  Kate Bosworth was even palatable in the female lead and I am digging the resurgence of Dominic Purcell in flicks these days.  He was John Doe in the single-season 2002 Fox show that I absolutely loved.  He also shows up later on this review in the Killer Elite blurb.  Purcell is perhaps best known from his role as Lincoln Burrows on Fox's Prison break.  Some say he is a bit wooden, but I like him.  Straw Dogs succeeds as a drama and as a very dark thriller. 

Drive 4 of 5 Horns
"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're running it down; I don't carry a gun... I drive."

This film is extremely stylized and of the art house variety.  It has been marketed as a mainstream film, and it is certainly not that.  I think that this film will find many happy cinema goers, but there will likely be just as many disappointed viewers.  This film has a great retro feel, a great cast, and a myriad of beautiful shots.  But it is not going to be for everyone.  This flick brought home the Best Director Award for Nicholas Winding Refn at Cannes and was nominated for the Palm d'Or, or best in show award.  What is good for Cannes, will not always be good for America, sadly.  This may be one of those cases, but if you can open your mind to something different, have a hankering for some more Ryan Gosling in what is clearly a breakout year for him, and can stomach a bit of "ultra-violence" (read: extremely bloody, life-like killshots)...then this may be a film for you.  Personnally, I perfer something different now and again and this fit my bill.

Killer Elite 4 of 5 Horns
Jason Statham has a niche, there is no debating that.  In short, I enjoyed this film and the great cast it put forth.  I offer this short decider for you...do you like other Jason Statham movies (Transporter, Crank, etc.)?  If the answer is yes, you will like this movie.  My only complaint...Yvonne Strahovski, also known as Sarah Walker on the NBC series CHUCK, was far underused.  I mean yes, the ultra-hot Aussie was used as the great looking damsel, but if you have ever seen Chuck, you know she can handle herself when in distress.  I guess its nice to see her in a mainstream release, but I am waiting for her to get some choice, ass-kicking roles.  At least we still have this last season of chuck.


Moneyball 5 of 5 Horns
See. This. Movie.  It is a great film, that falls well outside of the sports film genre and more securely in well-made drama department.  Brad Pitt has ridiculous chops and it was funny at times, his facial expressions reminded me of his turn as Aldo Raine, notable Tarantino nazi-hunter.  Jonah Hill demonstrated last year in Cyrus that he can do more than make us laugh (even though that was a funny movie), but the more subdued Hill definitely has talent in the dramatic realm...keep an eye out for Jonah Hill 2.0, the sleeker Hill who is prepped and ready for his version of 21 Jump Street, sans about 100 lbs.  For an earlier look at the loud and extremely funny Hill, check out Campus Ladies, if you can find it.

So there you have it...short, but sweet.  All I can say is that I was happy to avoided Abduction.  Compulsion will keep me headed back for the last two Twilights, but I was happy to steer clear of Taylor Lautner's latest offering.  I was surprised there were no shirtless shots in the trailer, but perhaps that was what led to the failure?

Until later, take care...
Reel Rhino